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I touched John Green’s crotch.

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sorethroatchampion:

It felt mushy.

If he sees this post it will be really awkward. Hopefully he’s too busy right now to be reading through posts he’s tagged in. 

*I should stress that it was an accident. He was stage diving. I was trying to hold him up. Hands ended up places. 

I remember you.

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the-cumberqueen:

petition for Avengers 2 to be a musical and the only person who doesn’t know its a musical is Tony

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lexsloan:

do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how

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schoolwitch:

i love freckles theyre skin stars

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hvngers:

RIP to the people who actually do find out they’re pregnant on April 1st

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dulect:

Blue Ivy is already 2 and she’s achieved more than what I will in my entire life 

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hazelgracelancaster:

A lot of people, since watching the trailer for The Fault in Our Stars, have suddenly started realizing that Augustus’ dialogue is unnatural and awkward and I saw that post that said that he seems like a douchebag when you hear his lines out loud. 

I just always felt like that was the entire point. 

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hancljob:

wtf is homecoming?? who is coming home??? where have they been??? did they bring souvenirs??

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